walking on sunshine.

dear ms. pollock,
even though it's really, really amusing when i try to call avery via evan's voice command,
and his cell phone calls you instead,
i'm still not all that fond of you.

and if you pull the crap
where you give someone a "99"
because "you don't give 100s"
when nothing's actually wrong with the work,
it's likely that i'll strangle you with your
long, nappy-ass, sadistically-red hair.

oh yeah! and stop referring to yourself on the assignment pages
as "ms. p"; your name only has seven letters and two syllables!
get the fuck over it and just say it.


kthankskissesbye.