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Mother: Beth Anne!
Daughter: W-U?
Mother: Your cell phone bill is what's up! All this texting!
Daughter: O-M-G, I-N-B-D.
Mother: It is a big deal! Who are you texting 50 times a day?
Daughter: I-D-K, my B-F-F Jill.
Mother: Tell your B-F-F Jill that I'm taking away your phone!
Daughter: T-I-S-N-F!
Mother: Me paying this bill, that's what's S.. N.. F!



I like watching Nickolodean,
even with a lack of updated episodes due to the strike.

I like getting cranky and yelling for no reason, just to feel a release.

I like eating cookie dough for breakfast,
on my kitchen counter in super hero briefs.

I like spinning in my chair,
Vitamin C's "smile" filling my ears.

I like knowing facts, figures and quotes;
choosing instead to just say your point was dumb.

I like the fact that I woke up late, which means I'll stay up late,
which means I'll sleep through first period again.

I like the fact that he thinks I hung the moon,
when I can't even wear white with out spilling.

I really, really like the fact that I accept age
while fully rejecting "maturity",
for my logic remains with zero need to give up
unstructured amusement and aimless laughter.